That looks a bit like our cat!
Hi! Long time no see, huh? Well, I guess if I’m being honest that’s not technically true. Every time I walk into the family room I can feel you glaring at me, but I haven’t risked a glance in your direction because I feel guilty about how we left things. I know I promised we’d hook up again after the holiday season was over to work off all the Christmas cookies I ate, and I feel really bad for leaving you hanging for so long. I’m sure you must resent how I’ve treated you, but it’s not like I planned to use you as a clothes hanger. I thought that if I hid you beneath a mound of laundry, I wouldn’t be reminded that the remedy for my ever-expanding ass was right under my nose. You’ve heard the saying “ignorance is bliss”, right? Well, denial is…
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